Please Don’t Touch Anything

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Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome to ‘Please Don’t Touch Anything’ « HEY MAN! » I mean, I already said hi, but I’m talking about the story in the game here! « MAN! » « I need to take a bathroom break. Stay here for a moment. » « Wait! What is this panel for?! » And why is there a big red button in the middle of it? And why do I have such an urge to press it? « Just stay here. I’ll be right back. » « And DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING. » You know, I always love […]

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Portal – Meet The Cores 2

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Congratulations on solving that last test! You solved it…[SLIGHTLY FASTER]…than the slowest cooperative testing duo on record! This test was designed to measure how well human test subjects could perform with very limited visibility. The results were conclusive: Not very well. Good luck. Woah! Woahwoahwoahwoah! Ah, crap… So, uh… Uheheh… What brings you down here? ‘CORE SYSTEMS’ INITIALIZING Uh oh. RESUMING CORE PRODUCTION Hello! And welcome to Aperture Science! In this short film, we’ll be taking an exclusive peek behind the science. At the weird, and often wonderful, personality cores […]

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